1 - Remove the microwave you installed last week that doesn’t work. Return it to Home Depot and next time don’t believe them when they say they opened the box just to look in it and make sure everything was there(I‘m beginning to think there is a correlation between an opened box and a microwave that doesn‘t work.). Then, since that was the last one of it’s kind in SC, research another microwave that’s just as good for the same amount of money. Also take the old microwave to the dump.
2 - Go to the post office and mail off the camcorder you just got for your birthday to get repaired.
3 - Install new blades on the lawn mower. Remember your air compressor is still not working so you’ll have to go over to your neighbor’s garage and use his tools again. And yes he just had another round of chemo a few days ago so you’ll probably run into him and be depressed for the rest of the day. Then mow the lawn and pasture.
4 - Apply to school at USC. You still need to get official transcripts from Clemson and midlands before you can do so.
5 - Write a good short story and some not lame poems for your critiquing session in your creative writing class in two weeks. You don’t want everyone to critique you to death again. Then put together a portfolio for the class. (What do I need a portfolio for? He does realize I’m just taking this class because it’s required right?)
6 - Clean the house before Mari’s college buddies come over Friday. She said the house looked fine but the stains on the carpet are really bugging you and they appear to be multiplying. And make sure you have something covering the areas of the flooring you installed where it didn’t get snapped together all the way. There are some in that crowd that will point those areas out to you.
7 - Get an A on your differential equations test tomorrow.
8 - Exercise. Just because the mud run is over doesn’t mean you can stop exercising. (But I did.)
9 - Clean the rug you stuck outside last week because it smelled funky and hang it up somewhere to dry. It rained a bunch in the past week so it probably smells even worse now. Maybe you should decide first if you still really want it in the house.
10 - Get a haircut. Also, figure out why your forehead keeps getting bigger. Ask the lady if you’d be better off just shaving it all off now.
11 - Get Michael signed up for a hunter’s education class. You’ll probably have to go with him to get him to go.
12 - Find something to wear to Leslie’s wedding this weekend.
13 - Make sure you’re still picking up Lilly from daycare at 2:30 everyday. Also, figure out a way to make the 40 minute trip from school to daycare in 30 minutes because you leave school at 2:00. (perhaps a faster car)
14 - Go to Lilly’s cardiology appointment tomorrow morning.
15 - Make an appointment for the dentist. Five years is probably long enough of a break.
16 - Get a flu shot and that other one Mari says you need “for Lilly.” Make sure you’re sitting down when they stick you. (I hope she doesn’t keep using the "do it for Lilly" card.)
17 - Get ready for your cousin’s wedding. Go to the store and try on your tux at the beginning of next week so it has time to get up to where the wedding is at. Pack your bags, you’ll be gone from Thursday afternoon to Sunday evening. Figure out how Lilly will be picked up from daycare on Thursday and Friday.
18 - Lubricate the hinges on your bedroom door. Lilly keeps waking up when you peek in on her.
19 - Find time to go on a date with your wife. You guys need it.
20 - Get your wife something for her birthday that’s next weekend.
21 - The hundred or so horses that were making laps in your backyard last week managed to dig up and break the wire for the invisible fence. Fix it properly, not just by twisting the wires back together like you already did.
22 - Post something on the blog.
Well, at least I got something done.